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 Spring Fever or Losing My Mind??
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Awww...Sunday, Sunday....where does the weekend go? I swear it should be Friday night....something must be amiss 'round here.

I felt a slight case of Spring fever today. The weather here in the Lone Star state is wonderful...the kids are playing outside, R is grilling dinner (it smells like dinner anyway!) and I am lounging out on the patio swing chillin like a villian....sorry my kids say that I guess it stuck for some reason.

All in all a good weekend, just flies by as usual, and the next thing I know it's freakin' Monday. Crazy how that gig works isn't it?

Earlier today I thought it might be "fun" to let the kids help me wash the cars. Everything in this house starts off as a good idea..the chances of it ending up as a good idea are about 50/50. I used to put a wee bit more thought into my "ideas", but that led me to think the only safe and uneventful activity for my kids would be making them sit still in a bubble....doing NOTHING!!!

Okay,, so the cars did get clean...kinda. As clean as they shall get anyway. Did you know that a 7 year old can be sqeezed into a bucket full of soapy dirty water by his "loving" older siblings and be happy bout it? And I don't know about you, but I love nothing more than finally having one side of the car dried and clean to have two little ones decide to REWASH it for me. Gotta "love" the gifts that just keep giving.

In an effort to remove the little hand prints on the car, I realized that they "MAGICALLY" re-appear after washing. Curious isn't it? Apparently no one touched it, must be the damn dog...who knew he grew himself a pair of hands?? Miracles happen in my house every day as well.

Garden hoses are not for watering or washing around here...nope they are weapons of mass destruction. Did no one listen when I said, "Please don't get me wet? Please don't spray your brother in the face? PLEASE PUT DOWN THE FREAKIN GARDEN HOSE???" I talk to the air every day...sometimes it listens, but most of the time it carries my words off to some distant make believe land. I believe it is the land where all parent's voices go....

Cars were cleaned...dog was wet and muddy, little ones looked as if they had been sand blasted with water...and thought it a good idea to roll around in the grass while being wet...nothing like weeds stuck to every FREAKIN ounce of clothing..tracked through the house I just cleaned...man, that's some awesome stuff.


So, perhaps I need to find a better way to deal with my Spring Fever. Maybe it should involve me, myself and I and a Starbucks Latte, on the island where all the parents voices go....if anyone should care to join me...I am sure you already know the way.

Take care out there...and please STAY AWAY FROM THE GARDEN HOSE!!!

AM
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Oh those bright ideas.
10 to 15 year olds can fit in a ice chest and if you let your 13 year take popcorn to the beach, they will throw it up in the air, it comes down on you resting, reading a book and soaking up the sun and all...I mean all... the seagulls will come upon you to eat while your child laughs so hard they spill the ice cold water they were holding upon you.....yeah... memories of last summer. Oh joy.
 
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by Whispered Promise (PM , CC ) on Sunday April 6, 2008 @ 9:15 PM




Whispered:

Oh my GAWD....I was laughing so hard with the visual of all the seagulls...swarming down on you...I am sorry but that must have been quite the sight. I must not let my kiddos on to that brilliant "idea" or I will certainly have problems. I can just see the headline now....

"Woman attacked and eaten by flock of seagulls (not the band) while group of small children stand by laughing. Full story at 10!!"

Thanks for stopping by...always great to see you. Happy Happy Sunday!

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Sunday April 6, 2008 @ 9:43 PM




I like your style of writing...I think I have read your blog in the past, not sure....I enjoyed it. I will be back to read ur blog.  
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by buffy (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 9:56 AM




Now, you should know that a garden hose can become a WMD in the hands of a child. What gets me is how they fuss about taking a bath, but here they are, getting wet with the garden hose.

And as for the hand prints, the dog did it! How? I don't know. But blame the dog! The dog gets blamed for everything else, anyway.
 
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by Big Al (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 11:01 AM




I love the added note that the flock of seagulls was not the band attacking, either way it is a frightening thing! *is laughing*  
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by Whispered Promise (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 11:26 AM




Buffy:

Thanks for stopping by! I will have to check out your blog! Take care out there and have a great Monday!!

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 11:44 AM




Big Al:

Always good to see you...hope you are enjoying a good Monday! yes, I should have known better...my kids can make anything a weapon...and add water to the mix and that just spells disaster round here! LOL

Of course it was the dog...poor dog gets blamed for everything...and if it's not him it is usually the invisble "Not Me" or " I Don't Know" person who dwells in our house.

Have a great day! Take care out there...

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 11:47 AM




Whispered:

I don't know why the band came to mind when you said that in your post...but it did. I have too many random things flaoting around in my wee mind. LOL Hope all is well Happy Monday!!!

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 11:48 AM




Aw, the garden hose. I wish I had one. The drought is so bad here they aren't out anymore.

Care to wash my car?
 
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by Night Bug (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 10:45 PM




NB:

As much as I would LOVE, LOVE to wash your car....really...truly...honest I believe my car washin skills are lacking. I can however send over a few kiddos who would love nothing more than to be of car washing service to you!! You won the lotto on that one!!

Hows things shakin for ya?? Updates please...

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Monday April 7, 2008 @ 11:19 PM




You mean the air SOMETIMES listens to you? It NEVER does for me! Lemme know when you head to that island cuz I'd be happy to join you. I'll leave my 15,16 & 8 yr olds with your kiddos....

My 8 yo isn't big on taking her bath, but will whip out the water hose to play at any given time. Go figure.... We do the car wash thing together too (when we're not in a drought!) & she ends up clean than the car.
 
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by Secret - Victoria's First (PM , CC ) on Wednesday April 9, 2008 @ 12:25 PM




Ash's Mom:

Enjoy those little moments of the little ones while you can. Time flies so quickly that they will be gone before you know it. It is obvious that you are enjoying those moments.
 
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by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Wednesday April 9, 2008 @ 12:31 PM




Ash's Mom - Such lucky little ones. What a terrific Mom you must be !
 
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by Curious (PM , CC ) on Wednesday April 9, 2008 @ 5:57 PM




It's those moments when everything goes wrong that you get the greatest laughs and memories. Wow that sounded really fricken corny. Wasn't intentional! Sounds like you "secretely" had a great time with your little ones! God Bless!  
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by Beautiful Mess (PM , CC ) on Thursday April 10, 2008 @ 11:07 AM




Secret:

Always room on the island for more parents...I see you relate to the whole voice floating on the air thing....amazing how that works isn't it??

Hope all is well in your world...take care out there...

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Friday April 11, 2008 @ 1:46 AM




Whit:

Always good to see you! I try and enjoy those moments, but sometimes I think I just must be crazy! LOL Thanks for stopping by...if ylou need any car washin' done...I have a few extra hands I can send over...

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Friday April 11, 2008 @ 1:48 AM




Beautiful:

Yes, I think it is those moments when everything goes wrong that make for some of the best memories...round here we tend to have a lot of them. not much goes as planned....lol

Thanks for stopping by....have a great weekend and take care out there...

AM
 
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by Ash's Mom (PM , CC ) on Friday April 11, 2008 @ 1:49 AM


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   
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